grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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