Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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