i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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