Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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