Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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