Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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