Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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