My brain says no but my pants say off.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
People in love make me want to vomit
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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