So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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