I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My vagina is officially offended.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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