Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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