Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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