god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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