i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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