Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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