Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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