I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
love makes seman taste better
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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