So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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