he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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