Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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