drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Terrible idea I love it
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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