im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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