every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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