No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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