summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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