that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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