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penguin condom
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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