i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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