how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
