Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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