How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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