i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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