i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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