Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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