Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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