I wannas sexs uuuuu
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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