Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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