She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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