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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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