this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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