Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Boobs speak an international language.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
A bitchslap is in order.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I think i got beer on your cat.
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