Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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