watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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