You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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