The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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