4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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