I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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