You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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