After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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