Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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