Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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