Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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