i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
