when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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