Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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