I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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